What If The Cows Weren't Home

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If you do something til the cows come home, why do you stop when they get there? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
Are you scared of getting busted for something by the cows?
Are the cows really mean and will do something horrible to you if you dont stop?
Are you trespassing on the cows property?
Is there something about the cows coming home that makes you stop, like some sort of mystic power or trance created by the cows themselves that controls your entire existence?
Are you a slave to the cows!?!?!? [img]eek.gif[/img]
Or could it be that you merely respect the fact that the cows are home after a long hard day of mooing and chomping grass and you want to give them some peace and quiet! And what of those cows? Do they do things til the people come home? Do you think it's possible that the cows are goofing off, playing around maybe even having wild parties until we come home at which time they simply go back to standing there doing pretty much nothing.
Is it a plot by the cows to make us think we do things til they get home while the whole time they are doing things til we get home? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
Who will stop this madness? Who's doing what til whom gets home?
Why didnt I add some cinnamon to my waffles this morning? (OOPS, got off track there, my bad)
OH THE HUMANITY!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?
Maybe we should all come home early just once to see if we can catch the cows in the act, then again, they may just catch us instead.

Or not!

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Guess this one got a little confused by all that! [img]eek.gif[/img]


Steer Loose in Colerain Township

Colerain Township police are trying to corner a steer that escaped this morning.

The steer escaped from Stahlin's Meats around 8:15 this morning. He's reportedly in the area of Colerain Avenue and I-275.

The last time a steer got loose in Cincinnati was in the summer of 2006, when "Little Red", a 1400 pound steer escaped from the fairgrounds. Red roamed Mount Airy forest for three days before being caught. He died a few months later from the after-effects of the tranquilizers used to bring him in.

Local 12 has a crew on the way and we'll post new information here as soon as it's available.

You could say that this steer is on the MOOOOOOOOOOOO-VE [img]wink.gif[/img]